Stay Woke!

Born ’00, underage no more
ID kwa mkono ready to turn tables
A college fresh girl, naive like before
Dress code hatari, always above the knee
Show off mingi, fake Gucci, cheap weave
Attention seeker but never attentive in class
She owns all the bragging rights na bado anapambana na bedsitter chronicles.

~She is Dangerous ~

He hit third floor last friday, an amazing bash it was
Fancy clothes, sleek car and a maisonnette
Crazy bunch of friends he has, all hot and single
He changes cars more than his pants
He said he imports cars from Dubai, Japan and UK…a lie you believed
He is gay, the Alpha male!

~He is Dangerous~

Kaysha, sleek, slender, sassy and slaying
A guzzler she is, more than a subaru.
Always a rider, even without a ruffrider
Addicted to the D-boys, a spliff must be rolled.
She puffs harder than her dad, mmmh! only if her mom knew, she would be six feets under.
How she hates school and you wonder how she gets a distinction, thanks to Teacher Sebo, her all time crush–a beneficiary of her romantic escapades.
She is an all-weather bi*** and always ready for it even when she is under the weather.

~She is Dangerous ~

A 26 year old, a committed church goer
A father of two kids and a teacher in a local school
He played an away match bila keeper, hawara akapata twins 9 months later
sasa anadai child upkeep na vile economy imetupin down.

~That’s Dangerous~

Cashfer, young, flossy and so paid
A master of body counts, last time I checked he had hit 22 in 30 days.
He thrives in deception and feasts on broke college damsels
How he disappeared with my leather jacket, i can’t fathom
He is a pro in Con game, master of deceit
Every cutie he hits on thinks he is the prince charming, 2-3 days calls ain’t going through-umekulwa na ukakula block.

~He is Dangerous ~

Blessed 2020 and stay woke!

Always Mutandi!